How Brasilian cops take down a fugitive

Thug life

Jair Bolsonaro

so one Brazilian guy just told me that Jair Bolsonaro is Brazilian version of Trump. would be interesting to see what happens in Brazil's next election, as I don't follow Brazil's politics. I just keep my fingers crossed for Trump, because these leftist communist pieces of trash will stop at nothing stopping the election of what could be one of the greatest presidents of all time. The amount of people that will be going to jail once Trump gets into the White House, will make your head spin.

reason why I stopped trying to Astral Project

the reason why I stopped trying to have OBEs, Out-of-Body Experiences, Astral Projections, Out-of-Body Travel, and whatever you want to call it, is very simple. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH IN-BODY-EXPERIENCES!

I gotta say, all my life I have been fascinated with Astral Travel. Ever since the first time I found out about it, I was hooked. What is it? Where can I go? Can I visit other worlds, or other planets? Can I meet aliens? Can I visit my ancestors? The possibilities are endless. But the problem is, I haven't lived HERE. I spend all this time thinking and trying to go THERE.

Let's see. I am 35, I have almost no friends, I just lost my virginity, I still live at home with my mom, I don't have a career, I do drive and have a car so that's a good thing, I don't have a girlfriend, I have so-so social skills, I don't know how to make enough money to move out on my own and get my own place. And after all of that, I am trying to escape this reality? Sounds like I am just running away from myself and my circumstances. Now, all of these things I am dealing with are changeable and doable. BUT I HAVE TO LIVE HERE IN THIS REALITY!!! I can't accomplish any of these goals I want to if I spend all my energy studying how to go out 'there' instead of learning how to be 'here.' This is why I stopped trying to have OBEs. Ironically, though, I still have them from time to time. I am half way of reading my latest OBE book, and I haven't touched it in months.

The thing with Astral Projection is, once you have one, you will always have them. you could have Lucid Dreams, or even regular dreams, but once you have an actual Out-of-Body experience, which is quiet different, you will keep having them. Whether you'd have one every week or every month, that all depends. But you will have them. Ironically, I had one last night without even trying. The thing, naps are crucial. And I tend to have an OBE when I take a nap during the day, and fall asleep a few hours later.

But yeah, as I said already. I am focusing my consciousness in THIS reality from now on. I have so many things I need to learn as you could already tell. It's impossible to attain all these needs and desires, if you spend all your time trying to learn what it's like to be in the spirit world. Robert Monroe had his first OBE when he was 43, and correct me if I'm wrong, he already had a house, a wife, and was a successful businessman. Now, if I had my life put together like that, HELL YES I WOULD TRY TO OBE! I would try to OBE every night. But I can't be putting all my energy into this, when my life here on earth, in the 3 dimensional space, is out of order. I spend more time trying to leave my body, then to learn how to be in it and find ways to make money. I need money. I really do. At this point in my life, I never thought I would ever care about money. I always knew that money isn't everything, and that money can't buy real friends or real love. But boy is money important in our world. How am I going to survive without money if I want to move out on my own?

And without money, how am I going to travel? I want to travel. I want to visit other states. I want to make friends. I want to explore THIS world. I want to learn Portuguese real well and travel to Brazil at some point. I want to visit the Amazon. I want to go to Thailand. I want to visit New York, which has been a dream of mine for so long, I almost feel like it will just be that, a dream. So many things I want to do on this planet, that I waste all my time trying to not be here. I understand I am miserable and not happy, but I can change all that. I know I can. But it won't happen if all I do is spend my free time trying to leave this reality, when I never perfected it. Once I perfect it, then I'll have an excuse to learn lessons in the Astral World. Until then, I need to find how to learn my lesson in this one. After all, that's why we are all here, to learn the lessons we came here to learn.

Paula Braun

just seen this movie Drained (O Cheiro do Ralo), and can't stop thinking about Paula's ass

when will the Abuse of the Indigenous People end?

 it really makes me sad and angry seeing this sort of abuse STILL happen today. It's almost as if the rapings, and the killings wasn't enough when the Americas were colonized. But the government time and time again finds ways to fuck with the natives. The illegal oil drilling in Ecuador WITHOUT the consent of the natives that live there, the dam being built in Panama, and now the dam being built in Brazil. Every time this happens, the only people that suffer and are misplaced from their homes and their environment, in which they live in harmony not hurting anyone, are the indigenous people. And the only thing people can say is 'it's better to power 50,000 people, than to have 500 live on a land where a dam could be'. When these same misplaced families will most likely be working all day, every day, in jobs that NO ONE wants, for shit pay, living in large families cramped up in small apartments just to survive in our world they know nothing about.

I have a hard time getting a full time job with benefits that will help me get my own place, and I have a college degree. What type of job, or survival skills could these natives get when they are pushed out of their home jungles, and into big cities? I don't even want to think about it.

Our governments do nothing but lie, cheat, and pollute the land we live on by drilling oil, and dumping left over chemicals in rivers. Which poison fish, which we eventually consume. That's not to mention all the pollution that is released from driving our cars in cities across the world. And what makes me even more mad, is how so many ignorant fucks talk about 'these natives are backwards, and are primitive'. When WE are the primitive men who are KILLING ourselves, and the natives in the process. A bunch of cave monkeys we are, thinking we know anything because we got iPhones and telescopes, always looking to MAXIMIZE profit to squeeze that dollar out of every tree we cut down and every animal we raise, only to slaughter it and treat it like property. And don't get me started on all the illegal poaching of animals, some of which are already extinct.

living in this society makes me sick to my stomach sometimes. I live around a bunch of young people who all they want is to have fun at other peoples expense. Fucking parasites. Reminds me of that scene from The Beach, when Leanardo De Caprio realized that most humans are leeches. Realest scene in the movie.

Elite Squad (Tropa de elite) MOVIE REVIEW

I gotta say, this was by far the best Movie I have seen this whole year; and it wasn't even made in 2014. The story, the characters, the realness of Brazil's corrupt system made Elite Squad (Tropa de elite) a timeless classic. I think it is much more thorough and better than City of God. It made me really escape into the film, and forget everything else for the remainder of the movie. And that sort of thing doesn't happen to me very often. and I hate to admit it, but I watched the sequel first not too long ago.

I don't usually give 5 stars easily to any film, but this one deserves it. 5/5 stars. Hands down my favorite movie about life in favelas in Brazil, and all the politics that go down there.

Brazilian rap

Would be great if someone posted the lyrics. So far I could only make out a handful of words... Shazam neither will SoundHound find the song.


Rap Do Exército Brasileiro

Neighboring Sounds (O som ao redor) MOVIE REVIEW

This wasn't that bad, but it was long and sort of boring. I liked the movie because it was Brazil, and for some reason I just wanted to keep watching it. Another reason is because I relate to the story and all the noise I been living around for the last 5 years or so. This movie reminded me of Noise with Tim Robbins, but it wasn't as extreme with people not respecting you and not giving a fuck about their neighbors. It was something unique and different, and I like different.

3/5 stars.

Brazilian woman Robbed on TV

brasileiros loucos

Ronaldo, Brazil's Eddie Murphy

I know this is old news, but one of my Brazilian customers told me about this scandal.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2008/04/29/uk-ronaldo-transvestites-idUKN2820144020080429


So, I looked it up. Funny as hell. Ronaldo said that "after he found out they were men" he sent them away. YEAH THE FUCK RIGHT!! you just like trannies, Ronald. SAY IT AINT SO!!! Don't worry, though. I like trannies too. so, you're not all alone on this one. But apparently in Brazil, they look down on you if you are gay or have some sort of gay fetishes (i.e. into trannies) in sports. According to one Brazilian judge who straight up dissed Ronaldo, soccer is supposedly a 'virile' sport.

One thing I can't stand how misinformed the media is, who all think that Transvestites are the same as Transsexuals. let me school you on this real quick. Transvestites=men who dress as women. Transsexuals aka Trannies aka Shemales aka Chicks with Dicks=women who USED to be men but now take hormones, have boobs, ass, no body hair, and some of which you can't even tell if they are men any longer and can totally pass as women. Transvestites=men, Transsexuals=women with OR without dicks. see? TV=men, TS=women. men, women. male, female. pre-op, post-op. are we finally learning something? goooooooood. masculine, feminine. yin, yang. baby steps. baby steps.

I remember when Eddie Murphy got caught picking up a tranny hooker, I actually fell for him saying he just wanted to help and was looking out for her safety. looking back, damn I was gullible. Ain't no big star like Eddie would be picking up a random tranny hooker to tell her to be careful. GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHERE!!! you like chicks with dicks, Eddie. SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!

I wonder what the 3rd one looks like...

Adrift, Movie REVIEW

I have been watching a lot of Brazilian movies lately, as I am drawn to Brazilian culture more and more. I have just seen Adrift (À Deriva in Portuguese). It is about a family that is going through a separation as they are all away on a vacation living at their beach house. As their children are hanging out with other kids exploring sexuality, and having fun, things start to unfold little by little to Filipa-the main character.

This movie is very emotional. It is not very often that a film would take me away and make me forget completely about who I am and things I am dealing with in my personal life. And this movie did just that. I don't know why, exactly. Maybe it is because my parents got divorced when I was four years old, none of which I can remember. And maybe it stroke a chord inside of me and I could relate to the characters and the drama that was unfolding on a subconscious level. Or maybe it was because the director, Heitor Dhalia, and/or the writer, Claudio Carvalho, did a hell of a good job at making such an amazing film. Whatever the reason is, I got to give this movie 5/5 stars because it was absolutely brilliant. Movies like this are the types that are overlooked, forgotten, and never see the light of day because everyone is too busy overhyping all the big blockbusters that are overrated as fuck! If I knew more titles like this, I would watch them all. But life doesn't work that ways, unfortunately. Sometimes you come across a film coincidently, and it could just talk to you in ways that no other movies do. This is one of those movies.

In Brazil, mamas don't play

cops in Brazil don't play

lol @ music at the end

Brazilian Girl

so, long story short i got laid off at my old internship (which was fucking horrible. THANK YOU FOR LAYING ME OFF!) and was working my 2nd day at this new place. yesterday these 2 girls walked in. I was like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! 1 of them looked so different. They were speaking spanish, or so it seemed so i was like oh okay.. lots of latinos around here.. then I find out they are from Brazil. I'm like wow... it makes sense. one girl, I will call her Flavor, was soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. i was nervous as hell, but i still managed to talk to them both for a little while. then Flavor mentioned something about coming back again. her friend was eye balling me but she was young and skinny. now Flavor was more like that Brazilian chick in the video Paz posted on his blog about a year ago. The one where she was in a glass container that kept filling up water revealing her big HUMUNGUS ASS every time she got an answer wrong. HER ASS WAS THAT AMAZING! if that chick in the video is 9.5, this girl in the store is about an 8.5.

So today I see her outside talking on her cell... alone, without her friend. right away i got nervous. my fear kicked in right away. the good thing was my supervisor wasnt in the store. it was just me and my coworker who is training me. she walks in as we are helping this one girl already. I tell her 'hi, we will be right with you :)'. she smiles and says okay. then as i step away.. i'm like 'im gonna do this now. FUCK IT!' i been practicing last night and it is show time... i step back towards her direction as she is standing across the counter "hey, i think you are really cute"... her: ..... what? :| me: I think you are really cute... her: blank face like *wtf?* at this point im thinking 'fuck, she didnt understand me or doesnt know what cute means' me: you understand what im saying? cute! :) her:... thank you! :|

haha.. i step away smiling and then after a few minutes me and my co-worker go in the back and with his lips without making a noise "DONT DO THAT!"... then afterwards i talked to her just a little bit. it was hard.. i was nervous but i came down by A LOT by telling her she is cute. if i didnt i would be a nerve wreck the whole time. my hands shaking, i can barely breath, my heart pounding... so after they left my coworker was like "dont do that! you're not supposed to flirt with girls here." i was like maaan, that SUCKS!!! cuz im thinking like dude.. thats what im trying to do right now and i feel GREAT! so, my coworker continues.. "they'll write up a bad review on yelp. one time one person wrote up a bad review that there was a cup there on the counter". we talked about it and stuff. he tells me "you gotta be cool. dont catch her off guard like that". but when i asked him wtf am i supposed to do he was like... "it depends on the situation, get to know her first. blah blah" like a typical guy who would never be able to explain on how to talk to women to a guy who is new at it. meh.. i still think he is a cool guy though. either way, i am proud of my self. SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! and im glad i told her that. every time i tell a woman what i feel about her, i grow a little. every time i dont say nothing to a woman i am attracted to, i feel like a part of me dies.

i wanna see what heppens because i know shell be back a few more times. but im just not sure if it will be the days i work since i work part time. if it is though, i am sort of in a loss for words. she knows i like her. i caught her off guard. she is really clear when i look at her face and in her eyes, and i love it! (i am not dating no reptilian alien like the last chick i dated. fuck that shit. i wouldnt even bone a girl like that. cant even go for more than 5 seconds without blinking excessively or rolling her eyes at me) either way, i am not sure about this whole 'get to know her first, while youre working' thing my co-worker is suggesting and he wont tell me how or give me details. so ill just small talk with her and make convo about accessaries she is wearing and compliment on them. if not, it's all good in the hood. i once again faced my fears and told a woman i am attracted to that i am attracted to her. I AM THE GREATEST MAN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if anything else happens with this Brazilian FLAVA, part 2 is coming... stay tuned bitches :)