Saturday, October 18, 2014

Mr. Nobody MOVIE REVIEW

So this movie was a little different than what I expected from watching the trailer...





I could relate to the trailer, as I am a 35 year old man who has NEVER lived his life. I sort just existed from birth. I exist like a leaf falling from a tree in no particular direction, letting the wind decide my fate. This was one of the biggest reasons why I've been meaning to watch this film. Even all of my friends I've had; they made friends with me, and not the other way around. It's hard making friends, and invite people into your life, when you don't have much of a life of your own. But I digress.

In the end, this movie is all about alternate realities, and choices that we make. Each choice decides our future. If we make one choice, our life turns out one way. And visa versa. I always wondered how my life would turn out if our family went to Philadelphia, which was a big chance when we were coming to America. Instead, we came to California.

This movie gets you thinking, and could get confusing at times because it deals with time, future, present, past, as well as going backwards.

I enjoyed Mr Nobody. A solid 4/5 stars.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

a Woman Telepathically Communicating with a Leopard

I have no idea how I found this, but this is amazing


Funniest Mascot I EVER seen!!

when the dramatic music starts playing and then he goes messing the security guards, I lost it.. This guy must've been high as fuck!


Saturday, October 11, 2014

LG G Pad is the GREATEST Tablet on Earth!

So, I was going to officially review my purchase of LG G Pad 8.3. But honestly, it takes way too much energy for me to do such things. So, I will just state all the reasons why this tablet is the BEST purchase I have made in 2014 when it comes to electronics.

First off, this is my very first tablet. And I already feel like I can't live without one.


I got the white one, and it looks much nicer. My co-worker purchased this same tablet because of me and after he seen mine, he wanted white one as well.

Here is the thing. I have an iPhone. And getting Android for me was very different. I really HATE iTunes, and the way Apple makes everything complicated. But with Android, all you have to do is plug, drag & drop, and BAM! You're done. I can NEVER go back to Apple after this, EVER! I even got really lazy and stopped uploading music and other things on my iPhone, takes too fucking long and I just hate the process with retarded ass iTunes. I mean, my tablet even plays files that apple devices don't support, like FLAC music files, windows media player files and others that iTunes would have to convert before 'syncing' <-----another retarded ass bullshit with Apple.

The thing is, I played around with Samsung tablets before, and they were okay. Something about them I didn't like that much. But with LG G Pad, everything is almost perfect.

And all the FREE Games that are available in the App Store, I honestly don't even see the point of owning a console at this point. Unless you have lots of friends with consoles, which I don't, getting one at this point is useless if you have a tablet.

I even got a Lucid Dreamer App that I use. After I fill up my O.B.E. journal, I'll just use my G Pad to record my Dreams and OBEs. I have 3 physical Dream Journals total. But why waste resources when I can just use an App for everything? LOVE IT!!!!!!!

There is lots of great features that I won't get into, but most of all, I LOVE THE HD SCREEN!!!!!! Every single person that have seen my tablet has said the following words to me, "nice screen!" I even had an Apple fan say that. The screen is essential if you're a reader, as I am. I can read a book for long periods of time without getting eye strain.

With reading books on Kindle, I honestly can't even go back to reading physical books. I can just find what I'm looking for with the find feature. With a physical book, I could spend 30 minutes to an hour looking at a passage, which happened to me before.

The only thing I don't like, is the time it takes to charge the battery-4 to 5 hours. The battery itself is good, though-lasts 7 hours or so. And also the camera, which is 5.0 megapixels. It's really handy when taking class notes. I just snap pics of the entire lecture on the black board. Fucking LOVE IT!!! That's why it would be nicer if the camera was a little better; at least 7 megapixels. But oh well, I won't really need to use it 98% of the time, since I use my laptop to take notes now.

All I gotta say is, Android 4 LIFE!!! I heard that retarded ass iPhone 6 just got the "new" feature swype, which was available for Androids for a while. Why is Apple always years behind, and when they finally release old shit, all their fanboys go "ahhhhh" and "ooooooo"?? IT'S OLD SHIT!!! WELCOME TO 3 YEARS AGO!!! fucking idiots.

But I digress. LG G Pad, I LOVE YOU! I'd give this baby 4.5/5 stars.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

I had Oral Sex with a Tranny, Pt. 2

So I just got home about 40 minutes ago, and this was my second sexual experience in my life.

You can read about Part 1 here.

found another Tranny on craigslist, but it was tricky. You see, I wouldn't even have this expereince if I didn't start trolling. I got fucking tired of all the trannies asking for "hot guys" who are "hung" and "good looking" and basically they want everything in one package. these Trannies want the whole fantasy out of a porn movie. I understand they can't get off with guys even with medium sized dicks but HOT DAYMN!!! WTF!?!?!? what do I gotta do to get a tranny around here?

So, I found a good looking guy's pic on tumblr with a huge dick. No homo and all, but I gotta say that trolling craigslist has been THE FUNNEST EXPERIENCE I EVER HAD! I may make a post about it later. Anyway, I got this one Tranny's pics with this good looking guy. I sent her my real pics but did not get a reply. Then the next day I sent her another message with an extra pic of mine. She sent a few pics back, and it was on from there.

The thing is, she was responsive until earlier today. I got a second response at around 10am, and that was that. She told me what time she gets home and to let her know when I wanna come by. So, I sent her one e-mail. Nothing for 3 hours. I followed up and asked if she's still interested, and still nothing. I am thinking, "okay, she most likely flaked" as I had most of my experiences like this. I even had one Tranny sent me her pics, give me her #, get my #, and then act weird as shit in the past. So, I'm like whatever. I don't even prepare for this. At around 8pm, she e-mails me something like "hey, baby. I'm home now. tell me when you wanna come by." I was like WTF!?!?! So, I call her and talk, and she's walking home with a friend. So it took me longer to get ready, since I wasn't prepared.

1st bad sign right there. Then I go to the store to get some lube, thinking I may need it, and drive my ass to Oakland, where she lives. She never texts me back after I told her to get into something sexy. I am thinking, okay... bad sign #2. I was sort of confident but nervous, not like my first time where I thought the worst of the worst. Now, I am on my no fap no porn challenge again, and it's week 5 so I feel like I am going to explode browsing cl ads every day. As I get to her neighborhood, I park, call her as I am walking up to her building. She tells me her apt # but takes a few minutes buzzing me in.

As I get in, she is sort of aloof, and I'm thinking "nice". She got titties sticking out and a nice curvy ass. As she turns around she rolls eyes and I'm thinking, okay she got attitude. Now, as I get into her bedroom, she sits her ass on her bed and starts talking on the phone. I'm thinking WTF!?! bad sign #3. So, I take my jacket off as I stand there looking at her as she's speaking some other language with whomever on the other side. I'm like 'brb, bathroom'.

I piss and wash my hands, get out, and she is still talking on the phone. I sit down next to her trying to get her in the mood by touching her and asking her why she is being rude. She's like 'that's my moather and my sister' with an accent. I'm like can you talk to them later? She's like no cuz that's long distance. I say 'I'm your guest, you should talk to me.' So after going back and forth for like 5-10 mins she finally tells them off and hangs up. "You see what ju made me do, I hung up on my moather and my sister." She has so much attitude, I ask her about it. She also looks exhausted. I ask what I can do to make it better. "give me a masssage." So, I massage her really good but then she gets so relaxed she gets even lazier, not wanting to do nothing.

Anyway, the whole thing was weird because she wanted to fuck me after I got her hard. And I was like HEEEEEELLLLLLLL NO. I am a straight guy. The only one who will be doing the fucking around here is me. She gets irritated speaking her native language (she is from some tribe in Mexico). So, she's like "let me suck you. I put on a concom, but her teeth OMFGGGG. her teeth get in the way. It's like she's giving a blow job for the first time. I tell her that, she gets slightly better. I pull out every now and then and after 10 minutes or so she keeps going at it "I want make you cum. I wanna go to sleep." I'm like okay. I cum but instead of cumming in her mouth with a condom, I use my hand to hold my dick. Because I remember how disgusting I felt cumming in the last Tranny's mouth.

I felt so good afterwards, like I needed to release. 5 weeks of not masturbating and not watching porn. Now I am just gonna chill for a while. No craigslist, and no trying to get sex from anyone.

Sex is so different than jerking off, it's not even funny. It could feel like sex is the most disgusting thing in the world, because it feels so different. I always thought I'm some bad ass mother fucker and that I would fuck for hours because I jerk off for that long without nutting. But when I have my dick in a girl's mouth, it's like I can cum in 15 seconds. It's crazy, especially for me considering I am so behind in sexual experience among my pears, considering I am in my 30s, it's not even funny.

and come to think of, there was a bad sign #4-she didn't even shower! When I was giving her a message, I could feel tiny clumps of dead skin falling off her arms, back, etc.. and when I got to her feet, they were stinky. I did surprise her when I asked if she has silicon in her ass cheeks. My first time feeling silicon ass in my life! "Why didn't you showever before I came" > "I was talking to my mother"... ehhh... whatever.

But anyway, I surived, and tomorrow is another day. I feel more calm, though. Like I needed to get it out of my system. I'm just glad it was with another person and not with my hand. Sex is still not how I pictured it to be, but I am getting used to it. I wonder if I would enjoy it at all with a girl.

Until next time...

Monday, October 6, 2014

The Diary of Anne Frank MOVIE REVIEW

As I found out there are many version under this title. The one I watched if the 2009 version. Trailer is at the bottom.

Wow, I didn't expect this. This movie hit home for me. I want to talk about something. I want to talk about who you are; you as a person. What makes you you? Why are you the way you are? Where do you get your fears from? Your limitations? Your dreams, goals? What is freedom? Is it something that is physical that's confined in the physical world? Like not being in prison, does that equal to being totally free to you? I am asking this because when I started watching The Diary of Anne Frank, at first it was just another World War II movie for me. And the thing is, I am Jewish, and my ancestors were from Europe who went through War, and have escaped the Nazis.

So as I am watching this movie, there is this part that comes up where Anne and her family fled their home and end up in Amsterdam, I think. They end up in a hide out house of some friends. So in this one scene, Anne says the following words, "I feel so strange being so close the outside world". Something to that extent. The way I understood it, was that Anne is either feels shut off or so close to the outside world, yet she can't join it. She looks outside the windows and watches life passes her by, but she can't leave her building. Because if she does, she will be arrested, and eventually killed. Right there, it hit me; I AM LIVING THIS LIFE!!!!!!! I am the one who is home almost my entire life looking outside my window observing life passes it by. I am the one afraid to go outside because 'terrible things may happen'. I kind of always wondered where all these weird fears I have come from, considering I have PTSD.

Well, if there is anything I learned about myself and this 'you' I am speaking of, it comes down to several things. One of these 'yous' that is eternally part of you, is from your past lives. All of the lives you have lived are part of and will always be this 'you'. These other 'yous' that you've lived help you and make your next incarnation easier to navigate, as you gain more experience. The other part of 'you', is your ancestry. This means that all of the ancestors that have lived before you, are inside of you, whether you want to admit to it or not. All of the traumas, hurts, pains, dreams, fears, joys, etc.. are there inside of your DNA. I had a friend once who told me, "if you want to know about yourself, learn your own history." He was totally right.

And there is this other part where the single doctor joins the family in the hiding, and he says at some point "I can't just sit here all day." And that's exactly what I have been doing, sitting in my room nearly all day! I spent the entire weekend at home, considering it was hot as hell! I didn't even go to the beach! And it was the hottest day of the year. I have been living this way damn near all my life! And no one understands me. Shrinks just think I just 'need to get there'. Other shrinks I had thought I was all good once I started talking to girls, when in reality I was still hiding in my room. No one until this very day understands me, and why I am the way I am. They all think I am 'weird.'

The only thing I can say is that, if you want to know about who you are, learn about your history. Things will be very clear if you dig deep. And I am someone who always distanced myself from my heritage because I've been around Jews who were overly proud and annoying. I don't like labels, so I am not the type of person who'd talk about my heritage every 5 minutes. But some people can't shut up about their background. And half the time you're around them, they'll spend talking about how they are Italian, what's Italy like, how Italian women are like. My god... I can only take so much of that, regardless of your background. Knowing your history and your people is one thing, but being obsessed with it thinking it's the only thing in this universe is down right irritating.

I give this movie 3.5/5 stars. I enjoyed it, the movie even made me look up Anne's story, and I even learned something about myself. There could be better versions out there, though. I don't know. I haven't looked.




Sunday, October 5, 2014

FUCK YAHOO MAIL AND ESPECIALLY FUCK OUTLOOK!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YAHOO MAIL! they basically now REQUIRE you to phone validate their shit when you register for a "FREE" email. I don't want to give out my phone. I already go through enough BULLSHIT agreeing to all the privacy of my location, my contacts, and all the other personal shit whenever I use my tablet. WTF I GOTTA GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER FOR!?!?! especially if I'm gonna use this email to troll. FUCK YOU!!!!!!

but most importantly... FUCK MICROSOFT'S OUTLOOK EXCHANGE GARBAGE EMAIL!!!!!!!! I thought... FUCK YAHOO! I'll create my first Microsoft Exchange account. Never had one, may as well get one. I go through the fucking registration process. I get an account. Sign into it. Then I get it set up on my tablet. All this shit takes me over 10 minutes. And then what happens? When I try to send out an e-mail, it doesn't go through so then Microsoft logs me out of the fucking email saying "We're sorry, but someone may be using your account to send out spam emails. Please unlock it". I go through their bullshit unlock links, and where does that take me? TO THE FUCKING PHONE VERIFICATION PAGE!!!!! FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!!!!

But it doesn't end there. I go fuck off!!! and create a SECOND Outlook account thinking something went wrong. I go through the SAME BULLSHIT PROCESS. WASTE ANOTHER 10 MINUTES, AND THE FUCKING E-MAIL DOESN'T SEND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know if its my android free email app that fucked up. but regardless FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FUCK YAHOO EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK YOU BOTH FOR WASTING MY FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!