what it's like in Russia

this guy brings back so many memories growing up in Russia, it's not even funny. I didn't, however, grow up in these high rise buildings, but my cousins did. There were also gangs that had street brawls, one block of hooligans (of these high-rise buildings) vs another block of hooligans. My cousin would always try to tell me stories how he was in these brawls, but he wasn't lol. Dude was just lying, trying to impress me. My female cousin (his sister) told me this later on when I lived with her in LA. He just saw these brawls growing up as a kid.

At some point, I got fed up with the Russian culture and tried to get away from it as far as possible. I was ashamed where I came from, and lied to people when they asked me "where you from?" That's when my loner days began. I've been a loner ever since. I kinda regret it, but I kinda don't. If I wasn't a loner, I wouldn't be able to grow as much as I have. The group mind would pull me back and tell me "what are you doing? you're supposed to be with us, like you're one of us". That's how I got red-pilled. No group pulling me back. But I digress.

Funny ass video, if you understand all the Russian terms I guess... but even if you don't, Boris can teach you. just browse his youtube channel. Dude is funny af.





Bonus Video: Hard Russian Bass.

I'm glad Russians are putting out their own ORIGINAL music, compared to that disgusting wigger Timati





*Edit*

damn Pewdiepie just upped this video, 5 hrs after I blogged this post.

the Slav flavor is spreading. it's getting out of control.

*Warning* there is a video of a dog attacking its owner. that shit was sick so you may wanna skip it *Warning*

Russia is crazy. I came to a friend's home and in his yard there was a cat all torned apart, eyes gauged out and everything. 2 German Shepards got ahold of her and killed her that way. Russia is defintely a unique place, that's for sure.

the Greatest Troll of our Time...

LMFAO!

WE WUZ KANGZ

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIEEET! PYRAMID BUILDAZ!! TILL DA WHITE DEBIL CAME AND STOLE ALL OUR SECRETS AND INVENTIONS!!! SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEET!





man... I think I really am going to see the new Black Panther movie. I really wanna have a good laugh. this utopian black society doesn't exist anywhere on the planet. never have. every Ancient Civilization wasnt African, but complete opposite. having Africans exist as a minority like among the Moors, doesnt make entire Moors population African. an average IQ of an African is 70 (average, meaning 85% of picking random people out of an all black population randomly), borderline retarded. AA (mixxed with European ancestry of about 20%) IQ is raised to 85. Sub-Saharan Africa on its own havent produced shit outside of mud huts. Truth must be told, and it's all backed up by evidence History and Science. good book u can get free version on nook is Race, Evolution and Behavior by J. Philippe Rushton. You can see a lot of pissed off black people rating the book one star. But I can understand them. Who wants to learn the hard truth about themselves n about their people? Who would accept the fact that this is exactly why black people act the way they are every where in the world-lower IQ and Emotional Intelligence=more easily prone to violence due to lack of awareness. Rioting, looting, mob violence, robbing and stealing, killing. animal abuse, torture (google on what blacks do and how they torture their victims in South Africa, if you think your stomach can handle it. I understand this is communism, but keep in mind these are black commie scum that have been indoctrinated by the same people that control them into hating the #1 enemy of the puppet masters-the white man)

Anyway, I think I'm getting way ahead of myself. I just thought that this meme is funny. KANGZ!

Looks, Money, Status

some parts of this video had me laughing for a good minute. reminds me back in my PUAHate posting days. The guys there were doing these Male Model experiments, and those were the funniest threads I read in my life. Girls would reply to craziest shit the more gl the guy was. I left 6-12 months before Elliot Rogers went on his killing spree cuz it was so toxic, but I don't remember him posting there. Maybe cuz he was just another screen name to me, or he wasn't posting back then..

PewDiePie is Funny as Fuck!

trolling the fuck outta Pepsi. and their commercial was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life!! some of his videos are cringe, though. like the one with his girlfriend... I still get shivers. Hey, this new place I moved into is more quiet. so much so, I feel it's too much. I wanna talk out loud sometimes. but its like a sanctuary here. it's good. peaceful. but too much. oh well, better than last place. PewDiePie respects whaamen!

Funniest Youtube Channel

hahahahahahahahahhahaa





and Richard Branson is a piece of useless shit that said he will do everything to stop Brexit. fucking cuck.

Feminism is Cancer

I think this is the same guy who is behind the "Can't Stump the Trump" series. smoke sum weed before you watch this. it's funny as fuck!! lmao@Milo OWNING that black racist piece of human trash. this is the exact type of human waste that takes over African countries like SA, corrupt them beyond repair, and then blame the white man afterwards. and feminists... argh... they're in the same boat as these low IQ ignorant racist blacks

Talladega Nights=FUNNY AS HELL!

came across Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby on netflix a few weeks back. make sure make sure you smoke some before watching this. with every single moment in this movie something is happening, and then it gets worse and worse or better and higher and lower. this movie is insane!! it's that funny, and out of control. And this is coming from someone who hates Will Farrell and thinks he is corny and over the top. however, he is very different in this role. not sure if this film is any good while you're sober, though. but I rate this 5/5 when you're not. CLASSIC!!!

Look at these Stupid Bitches

feminism is such horseshit, it is laughable. if you take a man from the 60s, put him in a time machine, and bring him to 2015, he wouldn't know where the fuck he is. women act like a bunch of crazy bitches who could get away with anything, and when you knock their dumb ass out, they yell CALL 911!! CALL 911!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! you stupid bitch. if you act like a man, expect to be treated like one...

This is how Russia deals with the Situation

opposed to our disgusting, pathetic, spineless, muslim leader...

I haven't laughed this hard in a minute

Allah fukbar!

Kumare - MOVIE REVIEW

This is what happens when an American born Indian creates his own religion, and gets followers to follow him and learn his teachings. I am watching this for the second time, and enjoying every minute of it. Kumare shows you how pathetic religion really is, and that as long as there would be people willing to follow and believe you, you could basically always get paid.

"Kumare" created a bunch of rituals, gestures, song phrases, and had his followers believe every word of it thinking it is real. LOL! This movie isn't as funny as Borat, but it could very well be if you understand its premise from the very get go. I'd highly recommend smoking some ganja to this, and laughing along. Remember, as long as you believe your own bullshit, other people would believe it too. It also reminds me that how sensitive we are as people. If you think, visualize, and imagine the purest form of love inside of you emanating onto humanity and the world, others will feel it and gravitate towards you. This I have experienced for myself. Every thought you have towards others, positive or negative, is felt on a subconscious level. Remember that.

The ending was an excellent closure to this film. Kumareeee Kumaareeee Kummaaarreeee... Kumareee u waa eee u waa eeeee!! haha... 4/5 stars.

Get Over It - MOVIE REVIEW

This movie is FUNNY! It starts out with the same sort of humor theme, and continues until the very end. It's about this poor guy that gets dumped by his girlfriend, and things unroll from there.

The cast has some characters

The "I am so sad, I got dumped" guy
His 2 friends that try really hard to cheer him up
The Accident Girl
The asshole boy band wanna be
The asshole producer
Every scene is sort of fast paste
It's just perfect!

It's not often I see a comedy this good. This movie was excellent overall and very slept on. I remember watching a commercial for it when it came out, but never cared about seeing it. The best part about this movie, is that you'll know right away if you'll like it or not. If you won't like the humor within the first 5 minutes, you won't like the movie at all. But if you do, watch the whole thing and laugh along. 4.5/5 Stars.

Supernatural Activity - MOVIE REVIEW

Funniest movie I have seen this year so far. I can't believe I found this gem. Demon hunters are out to find "Supernatural Activity". This movie is perfect to smoke some weed to, and laugh along. I watched 35 minutes of it so far, and have been LMFAO the whole time. Scene jumps from one thing to another, like brain farting in cinema. Hard to explain; you have to watch this to get it.

There is this one part where they are sitting around the table trying to summon a demon, and when Damon, the main character, starts to act out like a demon is speaking through him, I was laughing out loud hysterically. I haven't laughed that loud watching a comedy in a good minute.

But yeah, this is definetely a great comedy. One of the best comedies I have seen. 5/5 Stars!

The Don's Analyst - MOVIE REVIEW

I cannot believe I did not review this movie. This was single handedly the funniest Mafia movie I have EVER seen. Before the corny ass Analyze This, this was the ORIGINAL! Yet most people don't even know it exists! I had more fun watching the first 9 minutes of this film, than I watch 95% of comedy movies today. And that says a lot how much movies suck nowadays. This is why sometimes I force myself to watch them or simply give them 20 minutes before dismissing the whole movie, not wanting to waste my time in which I could be doing something else.

5/5 stars. MUST SEE!

The Interview is FUNNY AS HELL!!!

So because of all the hype and the North Korean government hacking the US, I was just thinking about watching this movie and then BAM it's on netflix. I don't know if it was because I was smoking some herb, but this movie was THE funniest movie I have seen in 2015 and possibly the entire 2014.

Didn't even know that Eminem was in it. As much as I can't stand him, the scene he was in was actually one of the funniest ones.

The entire movie, the president, the reporters, the script, the ending, etc.. I was LMFAO the entire time. It's not often I come across good movies, but this was definitely one of them.

5/5 stars!

Heartbreakers MOVIE REVIEW

This movie is FUNNY AS HELL, and has everything in it a comedy should-a great sense of humor,  amazing actors (I actually think Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot, and I didn't before. and can you say Gene Hackman?), love, and most of all.... FUN!!!!!!!

If you love con artist movies, witty humor, and movies that keep you guessing, see this film!!!

5/5 stars, baby!!!

Stark Raving Mad MOVIE REVIEW

This was actually a pretty good movie. Funny as hell, things just kept getting better and better with a twist after twist after twist. It seems like every movie I have seen with Seann William Scott, one of my all time favorite comedians,  is just FUNNYYYY. I mean common, this is the guy who birthed Stiflier FFS! He deserves respect! MUST SEE if you are a fan of Stifler! Stark Raving Mad is very unknown, yet very underrated. 4/5 Stars.

And just on the dl, you can watch this whole movie on yt if you know how to do the searching. You're welcome.

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