Friday, March 28, 2014

a Bird Shitted on my Head today...

so I was sitting in a mini park downtown doing what I always do, people watch, and this one little fucker flew over me and sat on the tree above me. I didn't even notice him until I felt some liquid drop on the hair that is right at the base of my forehead. I touched it and HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! it was yellowish and mixed with some white dots. I was like great! I grabbed whatever was left of it and it was bird shit. Thank god I always carry around a napkin with me.

This is the 2nd time this happened. First was when I was a little kid when I was around 6...

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