The Bank Job, Firefly, Serenity - Movie Reviews

The Bank Job - this movie made me do research after I watched it, and not many movies make me do that. I even watched all the extras on the DVD, which I almost never do. If you like Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels, you will love this film. Based on true events from 1971 London Bank robbery, this movie ROCKS!!! 5/5 stars.
















Firefly: The Complete Series - I watched Serenity, and it was one of the greatest movies I've seen. Then everyone told me to watch Firefly, which is what Serenity is based on. The first few shows were meh... mediocre acting, low budget show, reminded me of those cheap films you watch on Sci-Fi channel. But the worst of this series was intro music! omfg... COUNTRY music. like who the fuck wrote a script with a Sci-Fi movie that is based 500 years into the future, and then decided to mix it with country music? give me space music, techno, electronic dammit! that's what Sci-Fi spaceship movies are all about! but after a while I really got addicted to this television show, and realized it has something very important-a sense of humor! I watched all 14 shows and I gotta say, the crew is hilarious. the show #7 is the funniest of all. I was dying. I give this tv serious a 4/5 because the intro music sucks balls, but the story, the crew, and the humor sucks you in and makes you an addict. I wish there was more episodes of the show, but there isn't, unfortunately. I enjoyed it while it lasted very much. *pours out liquor for Firefly* you will be missed.
















Serenity - to fully understand this movie, you must watch the entire Firefly series. Serenity takes off right after the last episode. it... fucking... rules! I loved it the first time I watched it, and had to watch it again to fully understand the story. so glad I watched it right after being done with Firefly. same cast, same humor, same action times 10. Love this movie as much and even more than I love the series. 5/5 stars bitches.

I am REALLY sick

didn't sleep at all last night. nose running all night. had tp in the nostrals. used up like half the roll. hard to breath through mouth, soar throat, hard to breath through nose, sensitive. i am a mess. my eyes are RED. sneezing all day and night. fuck the flue shots! i haven't been this sick, or sick at all in years. and funny how i get sick months after getting my very first flue shot.

at this point my head feels like it's going to explode my nose and eyes are irritated. it's bad.

Flue Shots ARE WORTHLESS. I am sick.

not even 2 months later after having my first flue shot, I am sick. it was so bad today I had inflamation above my eyes due to my alargies. nose been running all night and day. the pain was unbearable. had to take ibuprofen which RULES btw. TY!!!!!!!!!! everything else is like I said.

Flue shots are useless, cost money, and pump you up with God knows what chemicals that is unknown to the sheep that get it every year. beware.

This is our government

Osama Bin Laden killed in 2007? *Edited & fixed youtube link*

Benazir Bhutto, who was a prime minister of Pakistan, mentioned that Osama Bin Laden was "murdered" back in her 2007 interview. She was assassinated later that year. Fucking media I tell you... a bunch of propaganda and mind control




the fucking youbute won't let me embed this video

http://youtu.be/SDTEEXG3ge8

and now the white house is saying "the photos will not be released". coincidence?

MY FAMILY IS AN EMBARRASSMENT!!!

so me and my mom leaving family therapy. she is like "you want some fresh bread?" I'm like okay... we go in... and already don't feel good. I don't like shopping with my mom because she embarrasses the shit outta me every time. so the lady is like "may I help you". my mom asks me "what do you want?" like we there for me and only me. I'm like just get french bread. lady is like "we only got sour" so my mom is like "ohhhhh but you don't like sour right?" and we are getting ready to leave. at this point I wanna die. she treats me like I'm her 5 year old who "mommy is buying things for" in front of EVERYONE. I'm 31 fucking years old. to this day she treats me like I'm 5.

this is us at Costco

Mom: do you want this *points finger*? do you want that *points finger? IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!

this is my mom and her b/f together

b/f: awww babe look at that cute puppy
Mom: awww, here puppy

I can't even say how they talk here cuz it's their tone. they talk like 10 year old kids playing with each other.. FUCKING GROWN UPS MAN!!! GROWN UPS!!! arghh....


i dont even fucking know what to say at this point. I DONT WANT TO BE NEAR OR AROUND THEM 99% OF THE TIME, BUT SOME TIMES I GOT NO CHOICE.

MY FAMILY IS AN EMBARRASSMENT AND IT SUCKS FOR ME SO MUCH, I CANT EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS. IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

The Fountain, Amour Infinity, Girl 6, Mad Max, Dirty - Movie Reviews

The Fountain - this movie is fucking BEAUTIFUL. Life, death, love, reincarnation, parallel lives, Spain, Mayans, alternate realities, time, etc... 5/5 stars. must watch.
















Amour Infinity: A Brooklyn Love Story - Love story in the hood. I guessed so many lines before they said them, ahaaha. solid film, but if you don't like love stuff, stay away. watch it, and show support! 3/5 stars.














Girl 6 - this movie is FUNNY. I can't believe it took me this long to watch it. I been postponing it because I thought it's gonna suck. but anyway, even though I think Spike Lee can be ignorant as hell riding Italians' dick like there is no tomorrow, I enjoy many, if not most of his movies. 4.5/5 stars.
















Mad Max - back when this movie came out, it probably would be 5/5, but now I can't give it more than 3, even though it is 1/5 for a lot of people who would see it for the first time. this is one of those movies that you say is a "classic" when you were like 5 years old watching that shit. but when you grow up and watch it again, your boner hits the ground.

Dirty - man... originally I was gonna give this a 4 star review, but now I can't do it for the life of me. killings, murders, blood, gangsters, everyone is dirty, it is fucking sickening to watch this movie. I feel 20x worse after watching this. this movie ruined my fucking day completely. I cant stand movies like this. Good story, but this movie is..... DIRTY! matter fact, fuck the story. come to think of it, it sucks balls. I feel I need to sprinkle some holy water all over me after watching this film. 1 dirty star is all it gets.