"You look like..."

So people been telling me different things. A few years back a girl I worked with said I look like Adrien Brody. Then a little bit more than half a year ago, one girl tells me I look like Joseph Gorden-Levvit (one gay guy told me the same thing, btw no homo). Then recently I had 2 gay customers at work from Middle East tell me I look like Lionel Messi, the soccer player. Now, about a week ago I was eating at a mall and this Asian guy with his family and kids tells me I look like Paul Dano. WTF!!?!?!?

Seems like I look like 20 different people to 20 different individuals I meet. Either way, I don't know who to believe because none of these comparisons ever helped me to get laid, or maybe I just haven't tried hard enough...