the Greatest Proposal in History

this is EPIC

Funniest line in Tropic Thunder

Tom Cruise was cracking me up the whole time

Saw a man at a park with this instrument

I asked him wtf is that shit? he says "its a new instrument", but he played it worse than a nutless monkey. so I just walked away thinking its some crap you buy and get ripped off. then I smoke some (hopefully for the last time in a long time) last night and see this vid.

this guy should get paid lots of money for this. he got some amazing talent

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Surgery

I am back from the retreat almost 2 weeks ago. don't really feel like talking about it, but to summarize it this whole Judaism really isnt for me. one thing that was amazing was how accepting i felt there. just by me being Jewish they all accepted me and treated me like family. it is very interesting how cultures are. and Jewish culture is no acception. I can have free Friday dinner every Friday by going to Shabbas dinner. I can just pick any Shabbas get together in any state or city and go there, say that I am Jewish and get free food.

anyway, I had a surgery on my scrotum on Tuesday and it is still sore. It wasnt as bad as I thought it would be but i still cannot believe i went through it. doc opened up my scrotum and removed a what appeared to be a cyst. it wasnt bothering me for the most part, but it would hurt periodically. I didnt have to remove it but it was my choice. I chose to have a surgery.

Lying there on the table was so freaking nerve wrecking. Funny thing is, all the people in the surgical room were females. 1 doctor, and 3 nurses. I wasnt all that emberrased cuz I honestly dont give a fuck. I was more scared than anything. she gave a shot into my nut and i could barely relax my body parts. now I am wearing this jock strap and I got a 1 inch incision with thread on my testicle. But I am really really glad I did this. Now I can put all of this worrying behind me and move on with my life achieving what I want to achieve.

going away on a retreat

so im going away on a retreat for 1 week, it's gonna be some religous stuff i will be exposed to. my fam sort of made me go and i am gonna enjoy it just meeting new people. other then that i wanna see all this orthodox Judaism. I am gonna tell them I already practice many forms of spirituality and it is nothing what they all study. that's another thing i dont get. why do they study so much, but never have any spiritual experiences of their own? i am gonna ask them if they do have spiritual experiences or if they do practice forms of meditations, etc.. i doubt it though. i only seen it on the internet. some website but who knows. huh.. i will have fun though.

SAVE THE AMUR LEOPARD!!!